friends vs. BEST friends

Here's the difference between friends and best friends

Friend: calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa
Best friend: calls your parents dad and mom and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

Friend: would bail you out of jail
Best friend: would be sitting next to you sayin "we stomped the FUCK outta that bitch!!"

Friend: has never seen you cry
Best friend: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in privately when your not still down.

Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best friend: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food


Friend: asks you to write down your number.
Best friend: have you on speed dial

Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Best friend: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

Friend: only knows a few things about you
Best friend: could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

Friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Best friend: Will kick the whole crowd that left you.

Friends: would knock on your front door
Best friends: walk right in and say "I'M HOME"

Friends: you have to tell them not to tell anyone
Best friends: They already know not to tell

Friends: are only through highschool
Bestfriends: They are for life

Friends: will be there to take your drink
away from you when they think you've had enough
Best Friends: will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste"